Posts Tagged ‘bum’

Demented granny

Posted 04 Oct 2008 — by eddieh
Category Life up to Nov 2009

Today wasn’t that thrilling and it felt like everything was slowed down by days. I don’t want another boring day like that again. My sister was down yesterday and most of today though which made things alittle better when I went to grans.

Once the hour journey to High Wycome was finished after sitting in the back of a car with a manic dog which has a obsession on rubbing it bum in your face. I went into my grans house and she was shocked as we didn’t tell her that we where visiting as who does like speaking to their gran on the phone when they are in their 80s.

Once she had settle down about the fact that we were there, she preceeded to pull her thousers down. I was thinking ‘WTF WTF My gran is stripping! Eww.’ and it was because she wanted my mom to look at her knees as they looked nasty.

As my mom is a nurse, my gran asked her about the pill she is taking and I listened to what each pill did what. At my gran age, I would only take stuff which stops you from pain and I couldn’t give a piss about high blood pressure if I lived that long. I don’t think I will reach that age myself.. If I listen to them depressing programs which I would so axe if I was channel controller.

In the process on getting a extra chair for the table, I somehow managed to break it. I was hoping it was broken in the first place and it was loose or something. Nobody noticed I don’t think when I quickly put it back together.

After that, I pretty much did some more of that radio essay as I was bored stiff and then went back to face another hour jounary to have more dog bum rubbed in my face. The way back from my grans always seem longer than getting there.

‘Boo.. That’s not The Who!’

Posted 11 Sep 2008 — by eddieh
Category Life up to Nov 2009

Today I didn’t have to go to college but was forced to meet up at Oxford to go to the cinema. Before leaving the house, I decided that having breakfast would be a bad idea as I was unwell last night resulting in being sick.

To get there I managed to get a lift with my Mum. She thought she would try to avoid the traffic by going a different route but it didn’t really do much difference as we clashed with the school run. However, I was one of the first people to arrive at the meeting point. It was raining lightly which was a pain but it didn’t stop me not diving for cover. I am manly dammit! The market was there and it was selling some real crap that you normally see in charity shops. Also there was these random dull coloured stones on sale which was pointless.

Once every media student from each of the college campuses arrived (some I never saw before in my life but they wasn’t that social to us), we walked to the cinema to the displeasure to some vechiles on the road which had to wait for a whole crowd to cross the road because we could. Go us! It wasn’t a complicated walk as it was a straight line but some of the paths was narrow which sucks when you are in a massive crowd.

There wasn’t any waiting outside when we arrived at the Phoenix cinema and went straight to the seating as the college rented it out. We was there to see a movie called ‘The Wackeness’ that had lots of scenes of drug use, boobies and bare bums. Mmm, It was alright I suppose but it could of moved faster in parts as it felt really long. I felt like I entered the place as a 16 year old and left as a 50. It didn’t help that I had a piece of paper stuffed in my back pocket that I forgotten about that made sitting on uncomfortable and that the room was stuffy.

I left with the shock of sun light, walking back to the city centre with some people I met and some mates managing to go a different route to the main group of students. We laughed at the market again when we saw this cowboy jacket and some lame dresses. I stared at some movie posters but it ended up with me leaving them to it as I got fed up with their slow speed.

I decided to skip lunch in Oxford but should of brought a drink when I dashed to the bus stop. I couldn’t make my mind up with what bus I should catched. I know which two I wanted but it ended up with me going on the slow one as the express bus wouldn’t take my tenner as she already gave change for a tenner. Dam her.

I got in Abingdon for late lunch at Dominos which I ate on the jounary walk home. I had great pleasure eating the pizza whilst walking and staring at the traffic. I’m multi talented.. what can I say? I couldn’t eat my dinner which consisted of fish and chips as I was feeling sick again. I’m hungry now though so I think its a case of microwaving it. How yummy is that.. Not! :[

I have tomorrow off but it will be a case of slumping around the house feeling unwell yet again feeling starving as I don’t feel like eating as I hate being sick. I need to eat something though as I’m slim currently.

I feel ill..

Posted 25 Aug 2008 — by eddieh
Category Life up to Nov 2009

.. and its my enrolment on Wednesday. :[

Today post photo is from the bike ride I did a couple of days ago which was a failure. It was a failure as I was trying to cycle the whole way to the collage and I only went half way. It was also a failure as I nearly went into five cars (one of which was a cop car) and mu bum was numb by the end of the ride. I need a gel saddle..

I’m glad that I didn’t go out today as I planned as I would of probably been sick on some random child. (Not like I watch The Inbetweeners.) I woke up today and I just wanted to go back to sleep staying in bed. It been awhile since I ever felt like that. I think I got up at 8amish went downstairs to say ‘Hi’ and then went back to sleep to wake up at noon.

I feel complete since I got given my results. It felt so good knowing that I will never have to go near Didcot if I don’t want to and this feeling also meant the relationship which I had feels closed now. I’m so relieved about it all. I couldn’t stayed on at the sixth form even I had place there as I had such a urge to punch the headteacher.

Currently my legs feels like I want to stretch them constantly, my head feels like my heart is located in there with the beating I’m feeling, I want to eat the whole contents of a supermarket as I’m so hungry no matter what I eat. I hope to recover before I enroll at collage as I want that to be one of the happiest days I will remember. Mewh!