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Secret identity

I’m rather confused by my lesbian sister of mine as I recently discovered her blog by typing her username in to Google like you do. Whilst I won’t mention her real name, she calls herself Jay on this blog [not related to the one in the blogroll] and I really can’t understand why as she links to her Facebook which contains her proper name. I would never link to any of my profiles myself as I don’t want to encourage random strangers visitors.

I managed to get myself wet today as I was searching for a trolley at Tescos and it took awhile for some more to arrive. For a change I went to their Cafe which isn’t amazing place but I was upset as their coffee machine wasn’t working.

Since the 2007 flooding that happened I was worried since when it rained but today the heavy rain didn’t really fraze me much. I don’t like the rain but it not that bad I suppose.. at least I don’t live a country where there is volcanoes or earthquakes which damage places. I don’t think this country is that crap as it made out to be as there is much worse places to be at.

The college has treated me yet again even though I haven’t even had a full week yet. Media department has decided that their media students are going to go to the cinema. Maybe we will go behind the scenes? I’m quite excited about Thursday.

I thought I couldn’t post today as it took lots of trys to get Firefox working. I refuse to use Internet Explorer.

Red sharpie pens don't mix with skin

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What a day today has been.. Really strange and mad could be one way of to describe it. I had people crowding around me pressing their pens against me to sign my shirt and people decorating me neck and face. I had quite alot of different of designs on my face as I kept washing the ink off not to mark the skin. This went so well until I forgot about the last time they drawn on me and I left the ink on my face and neck.

When I arrived home, I thought it would wash off easily but after hundreds of attempts it really didn’t. So I decided I look search how to wash it off on google. The main things mentioned to wash permanent ink off was toothpaste, nail remover and alcohol.

First of all I decided to try dabbing nail polish remover over my neck. So I basically poured half a bottle of the stuff on bog roll then onto my neck. It stung like anything and my neck started looking and feeling like you got sun burn. It really wasn’t a good idea at all. Also the smell of the stuff was making my eyes water and I started coughing. I was on the floor with pain. It did sorta work though but it didn’t remove it all off my neck. (Edit: Do not try this at home.. my neck is still red and its months after i written this post)

Next thing, alcohol, or to be more approx.. Cider!! It didn’t really had any effect apart from making my neck sticky, making me smell like a alcoholic, and making me sad after I wasted half a can. So I moved on to toothpaste.

I had no idea why toothpaste would do anything but I wasn’t going to question it. I dashed to the bathroom and started squeezing the tube all over my neck and rubbing it in like sun cream. All I archived with this is that my neck started stinging again and I smelt like a obsessed teeth cleaner.

So yeah, thats the last time I’m trusting Google!

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