What a day today has been.. Really strange and mad could be one way of to describe it. I had people crowding around me pressing their pens against me to sign my shirt and people decorating me neck and face. I had quite alot of different of designs on my face as I kept washing the ink off not to mark the skin. This went so well until I forgot about the last time they drawn on me and I left the ink on my face and neck.
When I arrived home, I thought it would wash off easily but after hundreds of attempts it really didn’t. So I decided I look search how to wash it off on google. The main things mentioned to wash permanent ink off was toothpaste, nail remover and alcohol.
First of all I decided to try dabbing nail polish remover over my neck. So I basically poured half a bottle of the stuff on bog roll then onto my neck. It stung like anything and my neck started looking and feeling like you got sun burn. It really wasn’t a good idea at all. Also the smell of the stuff was making my eyes water and I started coughing. I was on the floor with pain. It did sorta work though but it didn’t remove it all off my neck. (Edit: Do not try this at home.. my neck is still red and its months after i written this post)
Next thing, alcohol, or to be more approx.. Cider!! It didn’t really had any effect apart from making my neck sticky, making me smell like a alcoholic, and making me sad after I wasted half a can. So I moved on to toothpaste.
I had no idea why toothpaste would do anything but I wasn’t going to question it. I dashed to the bathroom and started squeezing the tube all over my neck and rubbing it in like sun cream. All I archived with this is that my neck started stinging again and I smelt like a obsessed teeth cleaner.
So yeah, thats the last time I’m trusting Google!
